Hate That I Love Yu
Who wrote it?: Yours truly, Snowy.
Who's in it?: Yu and Luminor mainly.
Rateages!: I'd say... in between 15 and NC17.
Any warnings?: Erm... no, except that it's very smutty and there's ONE gutterminded joke. You'll see when it comes. And who the hell is Bear?
The boring disclaimer bit: I do not own, know or have anything to do with Cinema Bizarre, as much as it breaks my heart to say it. And um... yeah. Just enjoy it. Because it's pure fiction.

Chapter 1
You know the score; Average day in the world of Bizarre. Interview, another interview, performance, CD signing, another performance... The stress was easy enough to handle but lately there was a bit of awkwardness between Yu and Lu. The blondies (Shin, Strify and Kiro) htink Lu's in love with Yu but neither of them were having it. They were both in denial about this blooming love affair and htis is why they hadn't been getting along lately.

The tension between th two of them was getting that extreme that the band had to announce a hiatus so they could sort themselves out. Even while htey were on a break the sitch never improved. The band felt as though they were split into two groups: Strify and Kiro with Yu and Shin with Lu. The blondies kept telling the two guys to sort it out and have a proper good talk but they weren't having that either. They thought the problem would fade by itself, but it only got bigger.

Then, one fateful day, the following happened:
"Yu, you know you can talk to me."
"I know, it just doesn't seem like it."
"What makes you say that?"
"Well... three's a fire between us, and... I dunno."
"So you're finding it hard to talk to me?"
"Yeah, it's as if I've done something to piss you off."
"Naah, it's not you; it's me."
"LuLu, if I can talk to you then you can talk to me. Tell me what's wrong."
"No... it doesn't matter."
"Yes it does. If it's anything to do with me..."
"It's nothing to do with you and nothing is wrong, OK?"
"Don't lie to me LuLu."
"I'm not lying!"
"Yes you are! If you don't tell me what's on your mind i can't help you and we can't sort this awkwardness out between us. Do you want me to help you sort this out?"
"I don't need help. I've survived this long wihtout any of you and I don't intend to burden you with my little problems."
"You won't be burdening us, LuLu, we want to help you. Especially me if it's me you have a problem with. You just don't wanna look weak do you?"
"Yu, PLEASE leave me be!"
"No LuLu! You will tell me what I've done to you htat's making you all awkward with me and hten you will at least have a shoulder to cry on! Come on Lu, confide in me."
"I can't..."
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!!"
"LuLu, I..."
"You what?"
"I... wasn't expecting that."
"Of course you weren't." Lu said with sarcasm and stormed out of the house and didn't return for days. The guys kept trying to call and text him but he never answered. He crashed with a girl he met and stayed with her for the few days he was gone. She kept encouraging him to go back there and make things up with Yu but he wasn't having it. She never stopped badgering him to do it but although he wasn't listening at first, she said something to catch his attention.
"Jump him."
"What?"
"Jump him. Go back there and the first thing you do it jump him."
"Meaning...?"
"Before he gets a chance to speak, kiss him full-on and let nature take its course."
"Will it work?"
"Listen LuLu; you're in love with him. He knows it and that will probably give him excuse to let you jump him. You never know, he might love you too."
"But... if I jump him, where will our relationship stand?"
"Aah, this is where you start your fun; play a few mind games with him. He'll hate you so much he can't resist you. Arguments get you in the mood."
"For...?"
"Smex! You'll get that adrenalin rush from arguing that makes you wanna f*** him like an animal."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I read it somewhere, can't remember where though. Anyway, I bet you wanna jump him now don't you?"
"Hmm... thanks Bear."
"Not a problem. Now go get some Yuki ass!" Lu left his new friend's place to return home. The first thing he did on getting back was, you guessed it, kiss Yu full-on. He didn't even stop for breath or anything.
"Well well, what's this in aid of?"
"Shut up and f*** me. We shoulda done this four days ago." Lu said inbetween kisses.
"Your wish is my command!" So they went straight to the bedroom to get it on.

Chapter 2
So after their hot and steamy sex session, Lu and Yu were resting in each other's arms in bed.
"Wanna go again?" Lu asked.
"Yeah baby, that was fun!" So they did. Lu made the first move by kissing Yu firstly on the lips, then the neck, and moved gradually down his body.
"Well hel-lo there..." Yu said inbetween pleasured moans as Lu was kissing his body softly. Yu wasn't complaining; he would very gladly kiss back because he liked Lu too. He let an uncontrollable groan of pleasure and he felt Lu take Yu into his mouth and begin to taste him. Yu felt like he could have had an orgasm there and then but he thought 'Not yet, we can go further than this' and that they did. Lu kissed Yu on the lips again and yu rather enjoyed the combined taste of himself and Lu. Pretty soon their hips were grinding against one another's; slowly at first but as the pace got quicker, the more pleasure they both felt. Yu rolled over to let Lu inside him; it wasn't long before they both reached climax, as far sa orgasms go this was so far the best they'd ever felt. They eventually stopped aftre screaming each other's names out in orgasmic pleasure, and relaxed for a while as they were both pretty spent.

"Hey Lu..."
"Mhm..." Lu said half-asleep.
"You know I said I wasn't expecting you to say you love me.."
"Hmm..."
"Well that's because I never thought you would. I thouhgt you were well out of my league."
"Whamakeyusaytha'?"
"Well, you're a really deep guy; you're more romantic than me..."
"Yeh..."
"And to be quite frank Lu, I love you too."
"Mhmgladtoearit." Lu said still half-asleep. And they eventually went to sleep in each other's arms.

Chapter 3
Lu woke up before Yu, so he got out of bed, kissed Yu briefly on the lips and got dressed.
"Well well if it isn't one of the Rampant Rabbits..."
"Shut it Strify." Lu said with a smile.
"Ooh touchy! You and Yu together then?"
"Hmm... let me have a bit of fun first."
"At his expense?"
"Yeah, don't get me wrong, I don't wanna do anything ueber-evil, I just wanna have a little play with his little mind.."
"Whyyy?"
"I was told that arguments get you in the mood for sexytime."
"By who?"
"Bear."
"Who the hell is Bear?"
"A girl I met last week. I crashed her place for a few days after that big row Yu and I had."
"I see. Morning Yu."
"Morning."
"I bet you're hungry for some carrots right now, no?"
"Huh?"
"Never mind. How are you anyway?"
"Never better." Yu sai as he kissed Lu softly on the lips. Strify gave a skeptisch look.
"What?" Lu asked.
"You two just seem like an unlikely couple. But hey, if you love each other..." Strify lied a little. He just didn't want to ruin Lu's fun.
"You're probably right Strify. Anyway... I've never felt happier, Getting Off with Lu."
"You flatter me Yu."

Chapter 4
'Let the fun begin!' Lu thought to himself. Over the next month or so, Lu was starting on these mind games he promied to play with Yu. He was flirting and teasing and all that jazz, and to his surprise, Yu was doing the same back out of sheer fun. He was getting a tad confused but didn't let it get to him. Evnetually Lu managed to provoke the following argument:
"Is this deliberate?"
"Is what deliberate?" Lu asked, playing dumb.
"Don't play dumb LuLu. Why are you provoking me?"
"Since when was I provoking you?"
"Since we first had that row. Do you know something I don't?"
"Umm, no... what makes you say that?"
"You're really getting on my nerves."
"Oh am I now? Would I be getting on your nerves if I did this?"Lu kissed Yu full-on, and Yu kissed back. Bear was right, arguing did get you in the mood. This quickly turned into a steamy make-out sesh; a quick and rough one at that. The adrenalin running through the both of them was enough to keep them going all night. The ywere touching each othre here there and everywhere - almost literally.
"God you're good!" Yu said uncontrollably.
"Only good?" Lu asked in between kisses.
"Oh, not just good, you're... mmmh... you're awesome!" Yu answered.
"D-a-m-n straight baby." Lu carried on kissing Yu's midriff whilst resting his hand on Yu's crotch.
"Ooh, you little rebel, you!" Yu said as he felt Lu's hand give a little squeeze.
"Rebel, you say? How about now?" Lu put his hand down Yu's trousers and started to, er, rub his lamp.
"Oh yeah!" Yu cried out in ecstasy.
"Yeah you like that don't you?" Lu said, knowing he'd pushed the right buttons to get Yu screaming his name.
"Shut up and f*** me goddammit!" Yu said and begam kissing Lu full-on like he was longing for it. And htat's exactly what Lu did.

*a couple of hours later*

Lu and Yu were resting on the sofa, absolutely spent. They felt like they hadn't a care in the world; they'd just had sex for the third time in 2 days, and to be quite frank that's the kind of thing only Dougal Harrington could achieve. Yu was thinking of his relationship with Lu; where did he actually stand? Is Lu just messing with him? Or was it really love? Yu decided t let these questions wait a while; they'd only just finished having sex. But they did have to talk.
"Lu..."
"Yeah?"
"When you said you love me, did you mean it?"
"yeah of course I did. Why?"
"Well... I meant it too."
"What are you trying to tell me Yuki-chan?"
"Um, I was just wondering... this thing going on between us, is it just a love affair fuelled on anger-provoked sex - which I thoroughly enjoy by the way - or are we really a couple?"
"Well... we can be a real couple if you want, I just never thought you were entirely ready for a long-term commitment, that's all."
"If you didn't think I was ready why'dya start this thing?"
"Aah, that's a trick question. Ether way I answer it I'll lose, so I'm not answering."
"That really helps. Hmm, I spose I wasn't entirely ready for such a 'long-term commitment' as you all it. But I think I am now."
"Aah good, good. Glad to hear you're enjoying the sex by the way. "
"So... do we become a proper couple now?"
"I spose."
"Meaning yes or no?"
"Yes! Jeez Yu, you don't half seem insecure."
"Yeah, sorry. I like being sure of things."
"That's OK, it's why I love you." and with this they shared their first romantic kiss since they started getting it on.

Chapter 5
Lu and Yu were glad to become a proper couple and they were oh-so thoroughly enjoying this first romantic kissing session, which turned into a very romantic make-out session, hands still all over each other as usual, but this time thye were gently caressing each other rather than being rough. They wished it would last a lifetime because they were both being so gentle with each other for a change. This was also the fist itme they'd made love too so they really savoured the flavour of it. they were taking it nice and slow which only made the experience more pleasurable for the two guys. They were grinding their hips against one anothre's in a nice and slow rhythm which made both of them groan with pleasure. They continued ot make love to each other until they both had the best orgasm they'd ever felt; it was better than the three lusty sex sessions put togheter.

*Next Morning*

Lu and Yu were always seen holding hands, flirting, kissing, whatever; they were officially inseparable as a newly loved-up couple. They were seeing life thorugh rose-tinted glasses becaue they were so heda over heels in love and happy to be together properly. The blondies were relieved that they'd sorted themselves out and were ready to get busy with gigs and interviews and meet'n'greets again; to be quite frank they missed feeling busy.
"So are you two Rampant Rabbits finally a proper couple then?" Strify asked, just to be sure.
"Yep. Um, Yu, I must confess, sorry for playing with your head when we were first at it, like."
"That's fine. You know I was playing along. It was fun."
"Aah good. Maybe we should do it more often then?"
"So anyway... are you two lovebirds planning anything long-term yet?"
"We hope so... it's early days yet though... who knows?"
"Yeah... so let's get back on the road b-i-t-c-h-e-s!"
"Yes! Time ot get back on the road."

And that they did.

The End.

Love it hun, but can you do me a big favour and repost in the NC17 Section! Hate to be a pain, but you know for the younger members sake!

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Okies, not a problem! *goes to re-post in the NC17 section*

Okay will be deleted tomorrow!!

Good good. You said that on March 11th, it is now March 25th, you're two weeks late woman!!

Oops it's gone!

Cool, but err... what's it doing in the Yu pictures section?

Uh...?! I don't know why!!

I'll try and delete it again?!

I mean seriously WTF???!